Picture this: Its 26th April 2015 - the London Marathon.
The race is about to start and Action for Children are hoping they'll meet their fundraising target. Who can they count on to get them over the line?
Thats right, baby: Me.
Between now and then, I shall transform into the complete athlete. Yes, Im a bit asthmatic, and Ive got a wonky back, and I get picked last for football. But its not about me, its about the kids that you can help by sponsoring me. So, get your hand in your pocket and experience the joy of giving.
And tell Haile Gebrselassie to watch his back.